What is "Bitchass-ness?"

Who knows?

I made it up one day and thought, there is no complete noun form of the action of being the word, "Bitchass."

You know what sparked it? My friend telling me that she got a text and she replied calling her friend a Bitchass.

Wait, what?

Oh, that's right. I also saw it on a random shirt on a random guy randomly walking through CRC. elC grove's Random College. Yeah that didn't really make any sense. *tough crowd*

Did you hear the one about the Bitchass?

Yeah she had a case of Bitchassness.

*cricket cricket*

I guess if i were to suddenly decide that an entry for Bitchassness needed to slide itself in the annals of www.urbandictionary.com, it would stand for:

1. The constant act of being a Bitchass

2. Being one having an ancestry of a female dog and a gluteus maximus or an anal excrement exit

3. The act of being someone who doesn't please another or doing something to upset many people

Sigh*

I'm not compelled to write about this. I just wanted to put an entry in here because i deemed it awkward after i put that Joker Munny in here, but i had nothing real to back it up. I guess that was an act of Bitchassness on myself. Thanks self.

Another act of Bitchassness is actually wearing the shirt with said word on it, preceded by a NO. That's a stupid shirt. Why would you wear something so seemingly futile, and yet so eloquently describing yourself in one simple word, albeit you trying very hard to negate it with a "NO" in front of it?

imagine if you saw someone walking towards you with this shirt... 

Would you:

A. Congratulate them on being an idiot, like an uptight cynic

B. Punch them in the head and run away, like a true bitchass

C. Do neither and walk past him, like a passive bitchass

D. Tell him to stop with his bitchassness and tell him to change his shirt.

Just some rhetorical questions. And by rhetorical, i mean this is going to be in a poll. 

: )