Wow. What the crap...

Holy jeez. The last time i blogged was 11/11/08. What the crap?
It's freaking 12/29/08 already. That's almost New Year's Time! Shit.
It's been more than a month since i last came upon something worth writing about.

That's fairly pathetic.
Well to all those who truly read my blogs, and wished that i wrote more:
Here it is. I'm fucking writing again. Happy? Good.
There's a little satire injected in every sarcastic word. Today, at least.

I wanted to play Magic today. Instead, i get my roast beef sandwich, with mashed potatoes and gravy tossed on me.

Let me explain. I'm in a club, or game i suppose, called the Sandwich Club.

Hehe. The first rule of the sandwich game/club is,

Don't talk about the sandwich game/club.

The second rule is. If you get "Sandwich Clubbed," you can't get mad.
unfortunately, i guess someone forgot that rule and after i "Sandwich Clubbed" their Roast Beef Sandwich, which was fucking amazing mind you, they tossed my tray on top of me.

Lucky for him, or me, or whoever else was in the vicinity, my temper ranges from complacent to downright maniacal, but i actually decided to let it go this time. Despite me wearing my new American Eagle shirt, i merely laughed it off. Yes, i was covered in mashed potatoes and gravy. The gravy actually was still very much hot and it ended up scalding my chest. However, the situation of me actually being covered in my own lunch was so hilarious that i ended up not being all too mad.

I'm just really upset because my girlfriend won't talk to me on the phone. I'm having a fair bit of trouble just keeping her on the phone with me, and i feel like she's avoiding me like the plague, because she's got other, more important things to do. But whatever. She can call me when she damn well wants to because i'm not going to fold after such a shitty day. She had better call me however, because i have been waiting damn near a WEEK to fucking talk to her, let alone see her. I'm fucking lonely and i'll admit it, Gosh DAMNIT. Sonuvagun. She's been saying all this shit like, "oh i forgot to call you," or "I'm busy, can i call you back?"

WELL I"VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO FRICKING CALL ME BACK SO CAN YOU DO IT, PLEASE!?

maybe i'm just talking out of my ass because i'm pissed off at the whole fucking world right now, but i'd very much like to talk to someone...or anyone.